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UGH. :(

Friends, Family & Fans:

Who could have known, back in September of 2019, that when I choose a show with THIS NAME for our March 2020 performances, the title would actually come to life?!?

Alas, for the first time in 20 years, I've made the painful decision to cancel our upcoming Fake Radio shows.

While I'd love NOTHING MORE than to be on stage and in the theater with all of you right now... it's just not prudent given what we're now learning about the novel coronavirus. As the state of Oregon is putting more and more restrictions on public gatherings, schools, social distancing and more... the writing is on the wall for us. 

Later today, I'll be beginning the process (along with our partners) of refunding your tickets. Stay tuned for more updates as they develop.